After
your boyfriend dumps you and you wallow in the clichéd Ben&Jerry’s, you
happen to see an ounce of evil fat coursing up your waist. That should be
illegal. There’s extra flesh clinging to your body and you seriously question
ever going out in a bikini again, because that is how crucial and decisive this
situation is. So you’ve been mourning your figure for the past five months and
you have just given up hope (you’re obviously strangely ignorant as to the
existence of exercise) when you turn on the TV and you are accosted by the most
beautiful sight ever to behold your eyes: the Ab Belt Flex Toning Belt.
“Hard
work pays off, but smart work pays you with System Abs by Slendertone.” Whoah.
They seriously expect people to believe that a mere vibrating belt happens to
be the cure for fleshy fluffiness? Apparently, though, some people,
like you after being dumped by your boyfriend, are pliant putty in these
people’s logic-less words. For starters, let’s just take into account the
ludicrous object that Slendertone is trying to sell to its audience. There is a
reason people feel pain and exhaustion when they exercise: because that is the
essence of exercising. How do people expect to accomplish the same thing by
just slobbering like walruses in their bed watching The Biggest Looser reruns? It’s just not going to happen.
As
for the very basic “rhetorical fouls” made by Slendertone, they just keep on
building up. By seeing the infomercial, do they demonstrate disinterest? They
don’t seem to share their audience’s need to loose weight, that’s for sure. Of
course, any product company’s goal is acquiring money from the poor souls that
fall to their evil claws, but they are smarter in persuading their audience.
But I will hand it to them, the infomercial makes it seem as if they actually
care about their audience’s weight. Point for them. They also happen to be
quite successful in the Check the Extremes Heinrichs test, a virtue quality.
They describe the opposing argument (actual exercising) by saying “Hard work
pays off, but smart work pays you with System Abs by Slendertone” and just
making it out to require less physical exertion than the former. Their
middle-of-the-road approach accepts exercise as a good thing, and ergo is not
too myopic and set on their option being the only one, which is quite well done
on their part. They are not setting a “one-size-fits-all choice, but they are
obviously dangling on one side of the balance. They do, however, settle for
using stereotypically beautiful and fit people to showcase their product,
people that have obviously attained their body from other means.
And
then there’s the whole Comparable Experience issue. Where did Slendertone get
its information? Did the manufacturer’s themselves actually use the product
themselves? Did the advertising crew even touch the so-called Ab Belt? Or are
they just sprouting off what their company has trained them to do and say? I’m
pretty sure they can attest to the latter. As for the “sussing” ability, they
did a pretty good job in cutting to the chase of the issue, the Ab Belt being
necessary for the apparent loss of weight. So this infomercial does manage to
fulfill most of the tools for assessing practical wisdom. And yet, it would be
important to inform you that in the early 2000s,
the Federal Trade Commission took action against the manufacturers of other EMS
devices for making false and deceptive claims. It would also be kind of important to assure
you that this was due to their leading consumers to believe that the belt would
guarantee the same effects as exercise. Obviously then, the whole point of the
infomercial and argument was false. Who would have thought?
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